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Postby Zankou on Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:34 pm

lol...i was gonna give that one...but i figured youd all know it...its classic!

Fine, since you've asked...

*eerie music*
Creepy Gollum Voice:

This thing all things devours,
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

*eerie music continues for a few seconds, for dramatic effect*

Go ahead pirateguy, give it!
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean


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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:37 pm

Nah its worth a ponder. Very poetic.
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Postby Zankou on Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:38 pm

i kow...tolkiens greatest work...that and the full version of "The Cow Jumped Over the Moon"

SIC!
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:48 am

zankou do you just memorize hobbit riddles?
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:06 am

Time?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:30 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:zankou do you just memorize hobbit riddles?



heck no...i have the book....duh!


yes, the answer to This thing all things devours was time!

now ill repost the first one, for convenience:

*eerie music starts*
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.
*eerie music ends*
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--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
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Postby RandomSam on Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:43 pm

A virus that affects email clients? :roll:
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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:44 pm

....no?


Its alive...
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:13 pm

the nerd who made the email virus
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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:13 pm

no...its not human....freak
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:03 pm

Screw this crap Bilbo, you've hijacked this thread long enough!

Its a fish.

Not even a good riddle because my pet catfish has no Mail (scales).

And just in case he later tries to pull out any more overused Tolkien riddles:

"Thirty white horses on a red hill" its teeth!

"A box without hinges, key or lid," its an egg!

"Voiceless it cries," its the wind!

"What has roots as nobody sees," its a mountain!

Okay now that we got that out of the way..........

To the best of "our" (Mensa) knowledge, only one other word can be made from all of the letters in the word "COAGULATED".

Can you figure out what it is?
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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:04 pm

just so you know....i wasn't gonna do any more.........you're mean....
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:09 pm

Sorry, its just that .......... Hell I don't know, its just that.

and hey, you called BEB a freak.

I just had to get things moving.
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Postby Zankou on Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:09 pm

its "catalogued"


what does this mean?

GOT
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GOT
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HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
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--Pirates of the Caribbean


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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:14 pm

Damn, I think we have a new record! Good job!
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