Warning!! This joke has words with asterisks in them!!
Another boy was born who was also just a head (but he was a good looking head).
On his 7th birthday, his dad says "c'm'ere Head." I've got a nice surprise for you.
Head says "Not another f*cking hat!!"
When Head turns 14, he enters his first swimming competition. He gets on the block, the gun goes off, he dives in & sinks straight to the bottom.
When they got him out, they asked "What happened, Head?"
He said "Oh f*ck I got a cramp!"
Head turns drinking age, so he bowls himself into the nearest pub & bowls himself onto the bar & says "Gimme a beer!!"
& then says "Now put a straw in it!"
"Now put the straw in my mouth!!"
"Now get the cigarettes out of my collar & put one in my mouth!"
"Now light it!!"
The barman does all this & then Head says, "Now--do you have darts competitions in this place??"
The barman says "yeah," so Head says "Then get a dart & put it in my mouth!! feathers first!!"
"Now throw the f*cking board at me!!!"
(credit to Rodney Rude)
Buddha walks up to a hotdog stand & says "Make me one with everything"
The hotdog vendor hands him a hotdog, but when Buddha gives him a $20 note, the hotdog vendor doesn't give him any change.
Buddha says "What about my change?"
The hotdog vendor says "You should know--change comes from within."
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Good-Looking Heads
: What stupid people think they have lots of.Stupidity
: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.- Pol Pot
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