What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?

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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:46 pm

The terrorist sounds less dangerous.

A very hot or a very cold phone booth?


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:58 pm

Cold. I HATE the heat.... And I live in central Texas go figure....I guess because it's the only language I speak.....

A six year old endlessly singing fara jocka

or


A sex tape of Rosie O'Donnell and Paul Rueubens on an endless loop with surround sound that you can not shut off?
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:30 pm

Definitely the six year old. At least that one you can strangle. You specifically said the tape cannot be shut off.

A disembodied head with open eyes

OR

A pile of tropical botflies, which will lay eggs in your skin?
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:32 pm

THE HEAD!

Disembodied head's are so fricking cool and they make a spiffy squishing noise when you kick em!

Super Mario

OR

Sonic the blue rodent
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Postby Fatwalrus on Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:46 am

mario every time. sega died out years ago

carlos mencia

or

a drunk mel gibson?
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Postby Duke on Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:37 am

Mencia. He's a jerk, but at least he has a sense of humor (and at least he doesn't go around ruining great books with his movie adaptations, grumble, grr, grumble).

Matt Damon or Brad Pitt?


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby EarthRise on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:10 am

Tough call... they're both extremely hot. I'd probably go for Damon, though, for personal preference.

Best choice ever:

Macintosh -or- Windows?

(-or- Linux, if you're feeling up to a challenge.)
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Postby Duke on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:16 am

Macintosh! Do I even have to tell you why Macs are far supreme to their retarded counterpart the PC, or is it a given?

A howler monkey or a spider monkey?


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Fatwalrus on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:44 am

spider, they're MUCH quieter

gorilla or a chimpanzee
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Postby deadgenome on Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:56 am

assuming normal phone-box size, a chimpanzee for obvious reasons.


Your parents.

or,

The legions of hell.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:41 am

Both are dead. I'd like to hang with my Dad; but if dear old 'Mom' is going to be there I'll take legions of hell.


An out of control power saw (no you can't unplug it or turn it off)

or

Pauly Shore on 'speed'
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Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:34 am

Fatwalrus wrote:alien. better conversationist

a terrorist

or

a 6 foot man eating chicken



Do you mean a six-foot man, eating chicken...
or
a six-foot man-eating chicken?

'cause one is slightly scarier than the other. :?


Anyhow..

I'll take the saw. (though, in either case, I could just jab a pencil through my eardrums....)


The jungle caterpillar in the episode of Night Gallery that burrows in one ear, and out the other.(and turns out to be a female which laid eggs)

or

A typical Jerry Springer audience
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Postby Duke on Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:20 pm

The caterpillar. It's more human.

An excessively loud person on sugar and caffeine high, or poison gas?


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Postby MPTrooper on Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:51 pm

The loud person. I can kill them and make them shut up. Violence solves everything kids.

An Officer or an NCO?
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Postby EarthRise on Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:33 pm

See, I never really quite grasped the concept of noncoms. All I know is they're popular sniper targets. So I'll sit it out with an officer until I understand what my booth inhabitant would be.

A pound of rapidly decaying plutonium

OR

A wad of grey goo nanomachines?
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