What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?

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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:37 pm

Mia Farrow, she seems more sensible.

A drunk person or a sober Jack Black?


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Postby Capellini on Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:40 pm

Jack Black: slightly less chance of being peed or puked on.

Kiefer Sutherland

or

Jack Bauer?
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:56 pm

Kiefer Sutherland: slightly less chance of getting stabbed or shot in the leg.

A defense attorney or a prosecutor?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:16 pm

Prosecutor. A cops best friend.

Christian

OR

Jew
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Postby necronos on Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:31 pm

A jew, they are nicer!

The smell of poopoo

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The stain of poopoo
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:00 pm

The smell! Just get some deoderant.

The spider monkey or the squirrel monkey?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:20 pm

squirrel monkey I said I don't like spiders


Pissed off sumo wrestler

or


Hungry anaconda
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Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:30 pm

Squirrel monkey, I guess...
I had a spider monkey in my kitchen the other day, and it scared the hell out of me.(see photo below)





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A 50 pound sack of soiled teenage-boy-underpants

or

Gilbert Gottfried
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:13 pm

Er... Gilbert Gottfried...

If you were stuck forever in this phone booth, would you rather have the every novel written in English or Wikipedia in print?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:15 pm

Every novel. Hopefully they will send in pizza once in awhile.... And take away the 'bucket'.


Ginger

or

Mary Anne?
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:14 pm

Both. At the same time

X-Box 360 or the PS3
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Postby Fatwalrus on Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:29 pm

360. the ps3 fell flat on its face when it made its debut

360 or wii?
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Postby Duke on Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:45 pm

Wii, it's got better games.

A frog or a toad?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:53 pm

Toad; maybe it is one of the hallucinogenic ones...


A hillbilly who thinks "you got a purty mouth"

or

an alien who wants to lay eggs in your brain?
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Postby Fatwalrus on Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:43 pm

alien. better conversationist

a terrorist

or

a 6 foot man eating chicken
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