Nothing... not even the phone
A lot of chicken feathers
OR
a lot of green jello
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:22 pm
Green Jello maybe I can bring a friend 
Rancid mutton fat
or
Very old milk (curdled but still somewhat liquid)
Rancid mutton fat
or
Very old milk (curdled but still somewhat liquid)
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by ke_mikiao on Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:47 pm
rancid mutton fat.........its fat so it could burn....its rancid so it'll smell horrible..ill set it on fire and watch as people come near and pass out....
ITS BRILLIANT!!!!!
an angry badger
OR
four million fire ants
ITS BRILLIANT!!!!!
an angry badger
OR
four million fire ants
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm
The fire ants; on a day like today they would be too cold to move
Jeffrey Dahmer
or
Parris Hilton?
Jeffrey Dahmer
or
Parris Hilton?
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by EarthRise on Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:07 pm
Since Paris is a slutty bag of sucky ho, and would pull me into her black hole of a stomach, I'm gonna go with the other one, since at least I might be able to kill him in the small space available.
Rick Santorum
OR
Rosie O'Donnell
Rick Santorum
OR
Rosie O'Donnell
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
-Darwin
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:53 pm
Uh can I just die instead? Err Probably Rosie O'Donnell at least she is probably like she is (irritating)normally and not pandering to the Religious Right
Eric Estrada
or
That Simon twit from that show American Idol
Eric Estrada
or
That Simon twit from that show American Idol
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by necronos on Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:44 pm
Eric Estrada, that guy is awesome!
Newman from Seinfeld
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Jay from Kevin Smiths movies
Newman from Seinfeld
OR
Jay from Kevin Smiths movies
Current Net Worth: -10 newbucks
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
- Sigmund Freud about the Irish
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
- Sigmund Freud about the Irish
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by Duke on Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:52 pm
Jay. He's cooler. 
A communist or a fascist?
Duke
A communist or a fascist?
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:57 pm
A communist; even if he is plotting against me he won't be able to do anything without committee authorization; if he gets authorization for action it will be the wrong action. Now fascists, they are efficient. 
Raymond Burr
or
Aaron Burr?
Raymond Burr
or
Aaron Burr?
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:20 pm
Charles Whitman; he was a sniper I'll be too close.
Goat cheese pizza
or
a 'randy' goat?
Goat cheese pizza
or
a 'randy' goat?
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by Duke on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:24 pm
Mmmm, goat cheese pizza... 
Bleu Cheese
Or
A bucket of sewage?
Duke
Bleu Cheese
Or
A bucket of sewage?
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by EarthRise on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:57 pm
You joking? I'm in Clemson! Despite my ardent hatred of bleu cheese, I'm used to the smell, in that Clemson produces that nastiness.
A rabid ferret
OR
A homicidal chimpanzee?
A rabid ferret
OR
A homicidal chimpanzee?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
-Darwin
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by Warlord of Elephants on Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:19 am
^Al Bundy They both need killing in Al's case it would be a 'mercy killing'
Pia Zadora
or
Mia Farrow?
Pia Zadora
or
Mia Farrow?
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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