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Postby necronos » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:12 pm

Nothing... not even the phone

A lot of chicken feathers

OR

a lot of green jello
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:22 pm

Green Jello maybe I can bring a friend :mrgreen:


Rancid mutton fat

or

Very old milk (curdled but still somewhat liquid)
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Postby ke_mikiao » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:47 pm

rancid mutton fat.........its fat so it could burn....its rancid so it'll smell horrible..ill set it on fire and watch as people come near and pass out....

ITS BRILLIANT!!!!!


an angry badger

OR

four million fire ants


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm

The fire ants; on a day like today they would be too cold to move

Jeffrey Dahmer

or


Parris Hilton?
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Postby EarthRise » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:07 pm

Since Paris is a slutty bag of sucky ho, and would pull me into her black hole of a stomach, I'm gonna go with the other one, since at least I might be able to kill him in the small space available.

Rick Santorum

OR

Rosie O'Donnell
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:53 pm

Uh can I just die instead? Err Probably Rosie O'Donnell at least she is probably like she is (irritating)normally and not pandering to the Religious Right



Eric Estrada

or

That Simon twit from that show American Idol
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Postby necronos » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:44 pm

Eric Estrada, that guy is awesome!

Newman from Seinfeld

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Jay from Kevin Smiths movies
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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:52 pm

Jay. He's cooler. 8)

A communist or a fascist?


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:57 pm

A communist; even if he is plotting against me he won't be able to do anything without committee authorization; if he gets authorization for action it will be the wrong action. Now fascists, they are efficient. :?


Raymond Burr

or

Aaron Burr?
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Postby Fatwalrus » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:31 pm

Aaron Burr. i think actors are better on screen than in person.

Charles Whitman

or

a soprano from an opera?
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:20 pm

Charles Whitman; he was a sniper I'll be too close.


Goat cheese pizza

or

a 'randy' goat?
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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:24 pm

Mmmm, goat cheese pizza... :)

Bleu Cheese

Or

A bucket of sewage?


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Postby EarthRise » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:57 pm

You joking? I'm in Clemson! Despite my ardent hatred of bleu cheese, I'm used to the smell, in that Clemson produces that nastiness.

A rabid ferret

OR

A homicidal chimpanzee?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:02 am

Ferret. I could break it's back and laugh as it starts twitching.

Ted Bundy
or
Al Bundy

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:19 am

^Al Bundy They both need killing in Al's case it would be a 'mercy killing'


Pia Zadora

or

Mia Farrow?
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