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Postby Duke on Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:57 am

Rabid Wolverine. They're friendlier.

An insurance salesman or a Jehova's Witness?


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:04 am

Jehova's Witness I was married to one once (a long time ago O.K). Any who she is the mother of two of my childern so I know they can be distracted.


A drunken deadgenome

or

a pissed off MPTrooper?


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Postby necronos on Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 am

A pissed off MPTrooper. He is probably pissed off over something stupid a Liberal did and I'll gladly vent with him. CONSERVATIVES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

A fat, nice smelling guy

OR

A foul smelling skinny crack whore
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:33 am

The crack whore; she has probably been awake for 700 hours and once the high fades she will go to sleep.


Rush Limbaugh withdrawing from narcotics

or

an engaged walrus
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Postby necronos on Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:51 am

Rush... the man is a genius in any state he is in!

Spongebob Square Pants

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Barney
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:02 am

Sponge Bob he will take up less room (he is only two 'd')


An entire flock of seagulls


or


one pissed of ostrich
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Postby ken worley on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:17 am

Ostriches can kick you in the nuts hard enough to separate them from your torso, so I will say the flock of seagulls.

Unless you meant the band.

If so, gimme the ostrich.


Satan

or

Your Ex
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:25 am

Depends on which ex .... Probably Satan anyway might be an interesting conversation


The corpse of John Belushi

or

an economist 'explaining' the economy
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Postby Capellini on Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:34 pm

Belushi. 'Cause after about 5 minutes, you won't notice the smell anymore.

Moses

or

Chicken Little?
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:45 pm

Moses he can make food and water; and that sea spliting thingy might just get the door open.



Albert Einstein


or


Stephen Hawking?
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Postby necronos on Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:02 pm

Einstein... Hawkings chair would take up too much room!

Hitler

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Tom Cruise
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Postby Duke on Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:32 pm

Tom Cruise. He's sane in comparison.

A jazz saxophonist or a classical conductor?


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Postby necronos on Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:40 pm

A jazz saxaphonist... I know a few of those. Better the devil you know than the devil you don't

Necronos (me)

OR

Capellini
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:08 pm

Duh. I have seen pics of both of you... I'm going with Cap hands down.


1,000,000 fleas

or

a blocked bladder?
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Postby MPTrooper on Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:48 pm

Bladder. They make pills for that.

Nothing

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Something?
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