The lettuce eater wouldn't take up much space, but the guitar eater might be a little bit...largish.
The lettuce wouldn't take up much room, but the guitar would.
How about both of them...they would eat each other's wielded objects, then, in a fit of rage, convince each other that you are what you eat whereupon they will eat each other, leaving me along in the booth.
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