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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:55 am

Lenin

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Trotsky?
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Eggs

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 am

Trotsky...I follow him around until he meets Frida Kahlo.

Eggs Benedict

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Benedict Arnold
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:46 am

Benedict Arnold hoping he would tell me the "real" story

US French fries

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English chips

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Postby goldstar on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:22 pm

english chips.


malcom x

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che guevara
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:21 am

Che Guevara. I liked the bloke.

Frida Kahlo

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Sylvia Plath?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:32 pm

frida kahlo

look but don't touch

or

touch but cut off fingers
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:58 pm

look but don't touch - I need those fingers for other things too

rice

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potatoes

(sorry,no pasta available)
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Postby goldstar on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:59 pm

Rice.


Spaghetti O's


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Alphabet Soup
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:14 pm

Alphabet Soup (I know there are secret messages for me in each bowl)

Zeus

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Thor
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:29 am

Thor. He has his warhammer, I have my ninjato. We will have Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate destiny.

Beelzebub

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Leviathan?
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Leviathan

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:31 am

I'll go for Thomas Hobbs Leviathan:

For by art is created that great LEVIATHAN called a COMMONWEALTH, or STATE (in Latin, CIVITAS), which is but an artificial man, though of greater stature and strength than the natural, for whose protection and defence it was intended; and in which the sovereignty is an artificial soul, as giving life and motion to the whole body; the magistrates and other officers of judicature and execution, artificial joints; reward and punishment (by which fastened to the seat of the sovereignty, every joint and member is moved to perform his duty) are the nerves, that do the same in the body natural; the wealth and riches of all the particular members are the strength; salus populi (the people's safety) its business; counsellors, by whom all things needful for it to know are suggested unto it, are the memory; equity and laws, an artificial reason and will; concord, health; sedition, sickness; and civil war, death.


All that in one phone Box!

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The Daleks
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Re: Leviathan

Postby farfalla on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:44 am

black bart wrote:I'll go for Thomas Hobbs Leviathan:

For by art is created that great LEVIATHAN called a COMMONWEALTH, or STATE (in Latin, CIVITAS), which is but an artificial man, though of greater stature and strength than the natural, for whose protection and defence it was intended; and in which the sovereignty is an artificial soul, as giving life and motion to the whole body; the magistrates and other officers of judicature and execution, artificial joints; reward and punishment (by which fastened to the seat of the sovereignty, every joint and member is moved to perform his duty) are the nerves, that do the same in the body natural; the wealth and riches of all the particular members are the strength; salus populi (the people's safety) its business; counsellors, by whom all things needful for it to know are suggested unto it, are the memory; equity and laws, an artificial reason and will; concord, health; sedition, sickness; and civil war, death.


**bb -(in the USA you can guess which party of the anatomy of the state GW Bush is) -farf

All that in one phone Box!

Dr Who

or

The Daleks


seeing as I do not know which Dr. Who I was going to pick the Daleks, but the voice would drive be crazy, so will go with the Doctor hoping it is Tom Baker or the current one

the cast from:

Black Adder

or

Fawlty Towers
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Re: Leviathan

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:25 am

farfalla wrote:**bb -(in the USA you can guess which party of the anatomy of the state GW Bush is) -farf

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I don't think Mr Hobbs had considered the possibility of a George Bush when thought that lot up...it would buggered up a midget let alone a Leviathan!
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Re: Leviathan

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:58 am

farfalla wrote:
Dr Who

or

The Daleks

seeing as I do not know which Dr. Who I was going to pick the Daleks, but the voice would drive be crazy, so will go with the Doctor hoping it is Tom Baker or the current one

the cast from:

Black Adder

or

Fawlty Towers
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Blackadder. Stephen Fry is fun fun.

Stephen Fry

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Ian McKellen?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:29 am

Sir Ian! I like older guys, they lived in a time when it was okay to smack random children for no reason.

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Pratchett
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