What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:33 pm

The gangsters from Godfather. I always thought that Sonny was hot.

A Bear

or

A Twink.
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby goldstar on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:03 pm

bear. i love bears.


Ron Paul


or


John McCain
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Friedrich Nietzsche


KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
User avatar
goldstar
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 41
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:31 pm
Location: Illinois,Planet Earth

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:07 pm

John McCain

Just so I could scold him and give him my a piece of my mind.


TuPac

OR

Martha Stewart
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
User avatar
Wawizzle
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3409
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:03 pm

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:12 pm

2Pac. Just because yo momma is so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

A Girl Who Is Going To Have Her Bat Mitzvah

or

A Boy Who Is About To Have His Bar Mitzvah?
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:13 pm

Girl. you give me a choice between a boy or a girl, I'll pretty much choose girl across the board.

John Elway

or

God
R.I.P. George Carlin

FSMMA record: 19-4-0

"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
User avatar
Taidje Khan
Agnolini Admiral
 
Posts: 839
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:57 pm
Location: Follow the screams

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:14 pm

John Elway. He sounds like a decent guy to me.

Pat Condell

or

Mark Day?
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:21 pm

Moral Minority wrote:John Elway. He sounds like a decent guy to me.

Pat Condell

or

Mark Day?


Trick question, Elway is God. You need to know this stuff little brother!

Condell. His shoes make me wish I was a woman who dated men based on their shoes.
R.I.P. George Carlin

FSMMA record: 19-4-0

"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
User avatar
Taidje Khan
Agnolini Admiral
 
Posts: 839
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:57 pm
Location: Follow the screams

Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:23 pm

Soviet Russia

or

Soviet Ukraine?
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby farfalla on Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:00 pm

Soviet Russia - the Ukraine, well when you have seen one bread basket you have seen them all

Bill Gates

or

Steve Jobs
.
~~~~~~/\~~~~~~

The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind
User avatar
farfalla
Feline Fatale
 
Posts: 10467
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:13 am
Location: by the waterfall

Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:52 pm

Bill Gates. Steve Jobs is like a smart version of Forrest Gump. Bill Gates is like a nerdy version of Darth Vader. That guy has some stories about ruined lives, man.

Alice Cooper

or

Robb Zombie
R.I.P. George Carlin

FSMMA record: 19-4-0

"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
User avatar
Taidje Khan
Agnolini Admiral
 
Posts: 839
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:57 pm
Location: Follow the screams

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:00 pm

Bill Gates. I could throw a pie at his face.

Samsung

OR

Sony?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Postby goldstar on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:36 pm

samsung. my phone is a samsung. its amazing.


Dinesh D'Souza

or

Christopher Hitchens
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Friedrich Nietzsche


KEEENN LEEE
tulibu dibu dauchoo
KEEENN LEEE
ken lee meju more
User avatar
goldstar
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 41
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:31 pm
Location: Illinois,Planet Earth

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:46 pm

Christopher Hitchens

I would pay so much to meet him. (big fan)



Voldemort

OR

Sauron
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
User avatar
Wawizzle
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3409
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:03 pm

Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:11 am

Voldemort, just because he is the epic win.

Lucius Malfloy

or

Luscious Malfloy?
User avatar
Moral Minority
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 5629
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Location: Follow the trail of smoldering bodies.

Postby ken worley on Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:16 am

Moral Minority wrote:Voldemort, just because he is the epic win.

Lucius Malfloy

or

Luscious Malfloy?


Is there a "loose-ish barfly" option?
Image
User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
 
Posts: 3363
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

PreviousNext

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: pastor_parmesan and 4 guests

cron