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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:18 am

kill bill, cause katana are made of win.

A crazy cheese

or

A relatively sane meatball?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:07 pm

crazy cheese

milkeyway

or

babey ruth
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:52 am

Milky ways are yum. Nougat is delicious.

Roald Dahl

OR

Dr. Seuss
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:51 am

Dr. Seuss, seeing as I will persuade him to write the first ever children's erotic book.

Voltaire the musician

or

Voltaire the philosopher?
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:50 am

Voltron the robot.

Gore Vidal

or

Al Gore ?
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Al Gore

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:19 am

Al Gore...I'd be dressed as 'Manbearpig':

Image

Manbearpig

or

The Minotaur
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:29 am

Minotaur. Did you see Manbearpig in the Imaginationland episode? Fuck. That.
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Manbearpig

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:34 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Minotaur. Did you see Manbearpig in the Imaginationland episode? Fuck. That.


Which series was that?...we're a bit behind over here.
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:01 am

South Park, season 11.

Live BME Pain Olympics or live Tubgirl?
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Postby Wawizzle on Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:14 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:South Park, season 11.

Live BME Pain Olympics or live Tubgirl?


Dear FSM...

Live Tubgirl.


how about

Rosie O'Donnel or Hillary Clinton
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Postby goldstar on Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:29 pm

clinton.



santa

or

god
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Draconic on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:06 pm

Santa. If I was good, he would give me gifts. If I was bad, he would say I was a naughty boy and give me coal. God would point out my every signle flaw and scrutinize me if I was as good and probably send me to hell either way.

Barrels of super glue

Or

Barrels of Acetone
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Postby goldstar on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:00 pm

super glue.

i could super glue the headset to the phone and make fun of the next person that gets stuck in the phone booth.



Anne Rice

or


Stephen King
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
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Postby farfalla on Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:21 am

Stephen King, when I hear him speak he seems like a delightful combination of funny and macabre

Galileo

or

Isacc Newton


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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:36 am

Isaac Newton

the gangsters from goodfellas
or
the gangsters from godfather
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