Piratical Yuletide Toasting/ Lowtide Curse-slinging

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Piratical Yuletide Toasting/ Lowtide Curse-slinging

Postby hplrules » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:57 pm

Arrr! :fsm_yarr:

May yer next return home shew many ugly children that ye begat with the nasty town bicycle, smoked and swaying on rum, and may half o' them rise up ta mutiny aginst ye on yer way back to Belize.

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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:17 pm

Harrrrr!!!

May yer cutlass rust unused in yer scabbard...

(by 'cutlass', I mean penis...)
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Postby hplrules » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:23 pm

(a little soon, I'll admit, but wit commands me)

Arrr! 8)

May the street urchins that you kicked steal yer mither's goose grease and coat the top o' yer stairs wi' it afore ye wake on Christmas morn!
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Postby ken worley » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:17 pm

Harrr!!!


..May ye wake with itchy testicles, and forgetfully scratch with yer hook hand....
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:59 pm

Yarr!!

May yer ship hit a wave as ye hang yer fanny off the side for relief, carrying ye off to Davy Jones.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby hplrules » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:29 am

Arrr!!!

May ye save the weavils in yer bread only ta 'ave th' trickly little devils talk ya 'nta a mutiny tha' gets ya towed ta a small spit o' land, and made guv'nor o' weavil isle... :fsm_yarr:
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Postby black bart » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:49 am

(arrr...this be just a more elaborate version of the Pirate Insult thread...I loiks it!)

May yer Hook straighten suddenly under the influence of a passing Uri Geller and skewer yer peg leg to the side of an enraged Walruss!
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Postby Rainswept » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:42 am

May yer pegleg get termites.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.


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