I hope you will indulge me, as I have chosen to forego your questionairre, (well-thought-out though it surely is), and speak from my heart.
I am an old- fashioned boy, and like you, am disgusted by the rampant sexuality and "independence" exhibited by young people today.
In fact, my upper-crust upbringing, and solid moral values have made me somewhat unsuccessful in the dating world, to this point.
That is why it makes me so happy to see a girl made eligible in the way GOD intended...By being offered up as chattel by her father/older male relation.
If I may state my case.
I am an up-and-comer in a major blue-chip corporation.
Your daughter (hopefully my future wife) will be the perfect accompaniment to my solid republican lifestyle.
I plan to ensconce her in a 350,000-500,000 dollar house in a racially pure neighborhood, and give her a list of appropriate hobbies, clubs, and guilds to participate in, to keep her from developing dangerous ideas.
Of course, sex will eventually become necessary, to produce offspring, (otherwise, my carreer will hit a ceiling, due to rumors), but, rest assured, sex is not an interest of mine.
Grandchildren will be sired in the most efficient way possible, by keeping track of your daughter's menses, and choosing her most fertile days.
The dirty act itself, I promise you, will be performed late at night, in a darkened bedroom, missionary-style, and using the absolute minimum number of pelvic thrusts necessary to get the job done.
It is further my solemn promise to you that I will do my utmost to insure that your sweet, precious flower will find sex pointless, bothersome, and always an unenjoyable chore. (I will not let her turn into a strumpet, sir, or fall victim to the myth of the female orgasm.)
Our children will be raised with these same core values, learning to loathe their bodies, and their sick urges, and to find their entrance into puberty shameful and emotionally stunting.
We will endeavour to treat them with a cold resentment, as they will be the evidence and reminder of our, your daughter's and my, shame.
All I ask, on your part, sir, is to always take my side, should our girl go behind my back, to bring questions of my authority back to you.
I am sure you have made a great start at quashing her independence (dangerous for a woman), and I will enjoy your continued input and teamwork in this regard.
My equifax report is enclosed, as is a note from my physician pronouncing me:
1.Free of disease.
2. Below-average in penile size
3. Physically unable to become more than halfway erect.
I am looking forward, sir, to working with you to effect your little girl's safe and unexciting transfer from your governance, to mine.