^Once convinced the dark lord morningstar to redecorate his mothers flat with stripey wallpaper and flowery carpets that were stolen from the vault of the federal reserve by several ninja chipmunks high on crack-cocaine which they had purchased from a leading russian orthodontist with fake monopoly money printed in the blood of a virgin octagenarian once famed for catapulting captain crunch whistles to the poor and impoverished of Belgium and Korea using a trebuchet she manufactured from nothing but small twigs and spit.
+ don't get hung up on symbols +
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams