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Postby BreaktheSP3LL on Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:34 pm

^Secretly has a fetish for Santa
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Postby don juan on Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:24 pm

^should not look under my bed
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Postby Duke on Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:16 pm

^Drinks motor fuel spiked with lemonade every night before going to bed.


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:03 pm

^Once made a rum still out of a pineapple and some bamboo
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Postby deadgenome on Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:24 am

^Once convinced the dark lord morningstar to redecorate his mothers flat with stripey wallpaper and flowery carpets that were stolen from the vault of the federal reserve by several ninja chipmunks high on crack-cocaine which they had purchased from a leading russian orthodontist with fake monopoly money printed in the blood of a virgin octagenarian once famed for catapulting captain crunch whistles to the poor and impoverished of Belgium and Korea using a trebuchet she manufactured from nothing but small twigs and spit.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:23 am

^Has seen the movie "The sound of music" 37 times.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Postby MPTrooper on Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:48 am

^ Plays Dungeons and Dragons

by himself
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Postby don juan on Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:27 pm

^is my mother in law
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:08 pm

^is my mother

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Postby BreaktheSP3LL on Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:54 pm

^ate my mother
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:15 pm

^Once proposed using WD-40 and grain alcohol as a fuel for faster than light travel
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Postby KidDirty on Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:40 pm

^Once consumed way too much grain acohol and thought he was traveling faster than the speed of light. Later, he used WD-40 in a manner for which it was certainly never intended.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:35 am

^While lost in the Arctic ate his own left foot to survive!


KidDirty wrote:^Once consumed way too much grain acohol and thought he was traveling faster than the speed of light. Later, he used WD-40 in a manner for which it was certainly never intended.


I tell ya two more sniffs and would have seen GOD!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:49 am

^ Understands Japaness Video Game RPG's
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:53 am

^Laughs with glee when finds 'gummy worms' in his M.R.E.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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