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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:22 am

^ Lounges around his house on weekends in a thong he fashioned from broccoli.
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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:52 am

^ Wants to eat said thong

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Warlord of Elephants
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:05 am

^ Speaks 'Elvish' when he talks in his sleep.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:00 pm

^ Sneaks into the bed-chambers of fellow forum members, and listens to them sleep....*shudders*
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:37 pm

^ Gets creeped out when people watch him sleep
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:45 pm

^puts da lime in da coconut and drinks it all up.

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Postby Duke » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:58 pm

^Named his parrot "Little Coo Coo Cookie".


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:22 pm

^ Is mad at Pastafarian Pirate because he auctually has a parrot named "Little Coo Coo Cookie"
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don juan
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Postby don juan » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:01 pm

^eated father xmas, yesterday.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:40 pm

^Must be constantly reminded to wear pants.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby don juan » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:28 pm

^Must be constantly reminded to wash my pants.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby MPTrooper » Mon Dec 25, 2006 4:21 pm

^ must be reminded to wash behind his ears

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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:15 pm

^ Must be reminded to wash under mask [Avitar]
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:51 am

^Once rode a yak across Quebec Sin. WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby don juan » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:14 am

^should say hohoho
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter


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