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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:39 am

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:07 am

bacon wrote:^ can only attract women by using a tractor beam


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Wish I'd thought of that one.

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Postby bacon on Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:50 am

^ wishes he was the inspiration for Jim Croce's Bad Leroy Brown
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Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:06 am

^ always thought it was Jim Crochet
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Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:51 am

^ Crocheted matching willy warmers for himself and Milo.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:56 am

Ravi Oli wrote:^ Crocheted matching willy warmers for himself and Milo.
Well, one of them would be enormous...
...and the other one would be for me.

^ Constantly feels the cold down under.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:23 am

^fears not when the icy Scottish winds whip up and oer the Trossachs
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Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:29 am

^ thinks 'trollocs' are troll gonads.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:24 am

^ has a nice recipe that uses troll gonads over a bed of spinach with a white wine reduction
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:58 am

^is not using the phrase 'white wine reduction' in the way we are thinking ie tipping up bottle and pouring into glass.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:01 pm

^ got his white wine reduction wrong and ended up with vinegar.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:43 am

^'s wine is all 'Mise en bottle a la propriete'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:22 am

^ would crawl over broken glass for ^^^^'s troll gonads au vin.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:48 am

^ is so low he can crawl *under* broken glass.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:42 am

^'s eyes have a permanently glazed 'one bottle too many' look.
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