^ has no idea that I want a woman who is my partner, no matter what tracts of lands she owns, although smaller tracts would be nice.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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