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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:29 pm

^ is wearing his gamma ray eyepatch again.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:35 pm

^ takes after his gamma and his gampa.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:04 am

^ should beta ^^ black and blue (see what I did there?)
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:38 am

^ didn't specify whether it would be a negative or positive betaing :idiot:

(cue Ravi turning up offering himself for a 'positive beating' with Pieces :haha: )
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:29 pm

^ is losing his grip on reality
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:27 pm

^ made her fortune in realty.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:46 pm

^ puts no trust in equitable estates
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:53 pm

^equates large estates with trust.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:00 pm

^ wants a woman who's beautiful, rich, with huge... tracts of land.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:06 pm

^ has no idea that I want a woman who is my partner, no matter what tracts of lands she owns, although smaller tracts would be nice.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:51 am

^ will however take what he can get but she must have own tractor.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:07 am

^ can only attract women by using a tractor beam
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:38 am

The best way to get a drink out of ^ is to stick your fingers down her throat.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:48 am

^ never met a sandwich he didn't like
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:12 pm

^ always orders the hero sandwich but is never its match.
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