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Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:39 am

^ Beowulf.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:38 am

^ Geoffrey Chaucer (on Twitter)
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:34 pm

^ favorite rap is STRAIGHT OVTTA LONDOUN





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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:18 am

^ got Fitty Cent for her old vinyl album collection.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:46 am

^ thought the concert was going to cost $0.45, because it was Fitty Cent with Nickleback.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:25 am

^ thought the Ice-T concert was going to be about refreshing beverages

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:^ though the concert was going to cost $0.45, because it was Fitty Cent with Nickleback.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:55 pm

Her ^ Led Zepplin tribute at the local nursing home was going great until Stairway to Heaven when she went down like a lead balloon.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:01 pm

^ had to go to the emergency room to get Four Sticks removed.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:12 pm

^ grievously injured in Stick Games
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:13 pm

^ grievously injures sticks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:21 pm

^ was tol' by 'is mum not t'run wif sticks. Now wares an oipatch.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:29 pm

^ was told by her mother not to lay in bed naked with people who had "sticks". ^ now has children.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:48 am

^ runs with scissors - hence the eye patch.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:40 am

Edward Scissorhands was based on ^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:17 pm

^ can perceive gamma rays.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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