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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:23 am

^knows that a Scotsman lying down is merely waiting for his cab home.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:51 am

^ doesn't have fountain full of washing up liquid.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:12 pm

^ appearance suggests he has found the fabled Fountain of Youth.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:18 pm

^ has totally rated ^^ at 10.7 milliFashions
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:21 am

^ can measure that really accurately, using her fashionometer (which she has re-calibrated every season, just to make sure it's more than 99% accurate).
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:50 am

^ has 99% less fashion than last year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:48 am

Ravi Oli wrote:^ has 99% less fashion than last year.
Wouldn't be difficult...

^'s posts average out at 671 milliArts of artistic merit, with a standard deviation of 86; which is greater than the overall mean of 553 milliarts, standard deviation 79. This result is significant at the 5% level t(84) = 5.56, p<.05.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:37 pm

^ knows the meaning of "waffling on".
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:30 pm

^ moonlights at Polly Waflle
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:41 pm

^can spell "waffle".
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:31 pm

^ Is unbanned for catching me in a typo! :haha:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:44 pm

^ is banned for not letting me catch her in a bikini.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:50 pm

^didn't post in the wrong thread. :blush:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:11 am

^ isn't notty. Isn't banned.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:57 pm

^ sets the example for correct grammar and forum etiquette.
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