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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:43 am

^ stole ^^'s bucket.

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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:07 pm

don't be fooled - ^ is hiding the bucket under his kilt
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:27 pm

^ wants to know what is worn under the kilt.

(Answer: nothing is worn, it's all in perfect working order.)
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:27 pm

^ always has the best jokes.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:17 pm

...and ^ always laughs at them.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:58 pm

^ Is secure in 'is position in thee fleete
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:25 am

^ Doesn't have a boatload of the letter E to use up.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:33 am

^ knows perfectly well I traded in a ware'ouse full of aitches for 'em
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:00 am

^ 'asn't found a way to keep from using the missin' letters.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:25 am

^ buys all his typesetting supplies from ^^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:43 am

^ 'as figured out what 'is type is.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:47 am

^ thinks he's Helvetica bold but acts like comic sans serif.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:18 am

^ isn't under the misconception that I prefer crappy modern sans serifs to classic serifs like Garamond or Jensen.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:06 am

^ doesn't realize that it's all just Arial to me
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:00 am

^ Thinks Arial is something to describe trapeze acts.
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