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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:00 pm

^ is not confusing ^^ with me.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:43 pm

^ has his olives 'pit in' just because he can.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:00 am

^ thought it was an olive - shouldn't leave martini glasses so close to the litter box
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:59 pm

^ was arrested and heavily fined for littering at the local rubbish tip.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:58 pm

^ was arrested and fined heavily for 'tipping' local waiters with rubbish
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:47 am

^ was arrested and fined heavily for tipping over local waiters for the rubbish they served.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:25 am

^ can't wait until it's cow-tipping season.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:12 am

^ tried to tip big brenda last season . . . failed
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:42 pm

^ Used to host home parties selling TipperWare.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:57 am

^ dances for tips - has made $1.75 so far
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:02 am

^ keeps confusing 'for tips' with 'en pointe', and got thrown out of the ballet for stuffing dollar bills into the dancers' tutus.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:52 pm

^ has installed several dancing poles in his man-cave on the notion "build it and they will come."
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:02 pm

^ has had a garage full of un-built IKEA furniture for three years, because he still believes "they will come and build it".
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:47 pm

^ has a garage
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:08 am

^ runs a Harley 'chop shop' called Hogs 'R' Us from her garage.
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