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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:02 am

^ meatballs are tough and rubbery - that's why
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:48 pm

^ carries a 500lb gorilla in her handbag as a meat tenderizer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:36 am

^ Asked to borrow my gorilla - gorilla was returned feeling ashamed
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:44 pm

^ uses a George Foreman griller.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:01 pm

^ rumbled in the jungle.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:08 pm

^ suffers from rumbles down under.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:29 pm

^ Doesn't enjoy rumbles down under
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:15 am

I think ^ has been rumbled.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:39 am

^Performs 'The Blues' under the name 'Rumbling Roy Rogers'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:10 am

^ once had a horse called Hair Trigger...
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:29 pm

^ was cured of an unfortunate condition called hair trigger.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:05 pm

Seeing someone with hair triggers a wave of nostalgia in ^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:02 pm

Seeing someone (anybody at all) is a miracle for ^.
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
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To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

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Midas
Sailamon
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:31 am

^ sees the world through rose-coloured beer glasses.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:03 am

^ buys martinis just for the olives
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