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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:05 am

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:11 am

^ Doesn't understand my motives
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:31 am

^ knows his own worth better than anyone.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:10 am

^ has the hots for Mrs. Butterworth

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:31 pm

^ Has the bacon for Mrs. Butterworth
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:50 pm

^ has the fashion sense of Frangelico

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:54 pm

I actually do have a very good fashion sense... ^ Would know good fashion when ^ sees it.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:51 pm

^ doesn't usually prefer his tracksuit and sheepskin boots 'comfort-wear'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:02 pm

^ Knows me all too well
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:30 pm

^ wasn't sure that haute couture was the 'scientific name' for cheese mold.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:34 pm

I'm from Wisconsin. I know my cheese. ^ Has superior dairy products
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:40 pm

^ prefers cow over asses' milk for his complexion.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:45 pm

The falsity is that I prefer cow's milk because of the price! ^ Drinks beer with ^'s cereal. You shouldn't... But ^ does.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:01 pm

^ mixes beer and cereal :shocked:

There's nothing wrong with (certain types of) beer for breakfast. However, as ^ knows, cereal is an abomination.
A nice bitter, bovril on toast and a bacon sarnie is a perfect start to a lazy sunday :love:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:05 pm

Mixing beer and cereal is what we do here in Wisconsin... So you didn't lie.

^ can hold ^'s liquor like a Wisconsinite.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~


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