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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:17 pm

^ wants to be my honey.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:21 pm

^ wants to be a chocolate bun bun
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:22 pm

^ likes chocolate between her bun buns.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:24 pm

^ Isn't being sexual.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:29 pm

^ has never been sexual in his life.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:32 pm

^ best sexual relationship he had lasted 5 minutes
might get in trouble for that one
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:38 pm

^ was part of it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:46 pm

^ forgot about the feathered boa
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:49 pm

^ forgot about putting feathers on the boa constrictor.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:54 pm

^ Suffers from PE
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:55 pm

^ Doesn't suffer from PE, actually enjoys it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:00 pm

^ Deeply offended me.
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Biblical
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:37 pm

liyer liyer
pantyloons on fiyer !
ban ban ban !
rrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:02 pm

^ is a lot more mature for his age than it appears.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:05 pm

^ Is almost as mature as Nef Yoo.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
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