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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:05 pm

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:20 am

^ Can probably identify all of the languages in my signature.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:06 am

^ all his posts are a miracle of random typing
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:10 pm

^ Realizes that his* last post was actually excruciatingly true.

*Edit: her
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:16 pm

^ realizes that he is a her.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:19 pm

^ Accepts my apology for bacon.

Side Note: He/his/him is actually gender neutral in the case of unknown. And being that I don't have enough care in me to figure out what sex everybody is or what gender they identify as, I'll probably always use he/his/him until such a time that I just know by heart.
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Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:22 pm

^Actually apologized to the person who should be apologized to.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:28 pm

^ Realizes that I knew I wasn't apologizing bacon, whom I used "his" (GENDER NEUTRAL) in reference to.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:57 pm

^ realizes that ^ could have simply used the "^" symbol in place of his/hers/its in this thread.

As in "^ realizes that ^'s last post was actually excruciatingly true"
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:00 pm

^ Cares deeply about gender neutral pronoun usage
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:01 pm

^ lied.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:09 pm

^ transgendered
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:11 pm

^ isn't tasty with syrup. :lech:
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:12 pm

^ realizes I prefer honey :lech:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:14 pm

^ Doesn't actually prefer honey
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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