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Re: Lies!
by IspywithmeI on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:40 am
^wants to rule the world
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:51 am
^ rules the world, but doesn't want people finding out.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Lies!
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:49 pm
um..
ye rong. ye tell liez
ye notty
ye ban
Fus pose
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ye rong. ye tell liez
ye notty
ye ban
Fus pose
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:07 am
^is running an experiment to see which is more mature: the very expensive Australian cheese in his fridge or Nef Yoo.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:59 pm
^ This is him:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:33 am
^This is him in a rare moment of leisure:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Lies!
by Helium Hands on Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:12 pm
^ Cannot locate their car keys on days ending in Q.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: Lies!
by pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:39 pm
^ Tired of being known for his cold shoulder; now wears a fur-lined humeral veil.
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Re: Lies!
by Helium Hands on Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:42 pm
^ Uses a Cardinal's hat to cover her buttocks.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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