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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:57 am

^Likes it when...


Wait a sec...Thats the truth WOE! I laugh like a giddy school girl when I find gummy worms! You lost!

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Postby KidDirty » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:03 am

^Has been the subject of way too many of WOE's MRE jokes.









Though I do just love those tiny little bottles of Tobasco
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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:06 am

Again...lies people. Not the truth.

You all suck at this game

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:37 am

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Postby KidDirty » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:11 am

It was a lie! I love WOE's MRE jokes, keep em coming! They would actually be funny if it weren't for the fact that you are eating Haliburton fried chicken @ the cost of $60 a plate. I can go get an MRE at the local army-navy for $6.99.

Oh yeah...

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Postby Duke » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:34 am

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:23 am

^ knows ALL the lines from ALL six Star Wars movies


It was only two or three MRE jokes.... besides MRE are funny.... except when it is all you eat for five days..... then not so funny
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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:43 pm

^ knows all the lines from the LOTR trilogy... and can imitate Gollum faultlessly.
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Postby Duke » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:02 pm

^Looks like Gollum.


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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:45 pm

^invented the design that shows us how to put batteries into things

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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:56 pm

^ worships great Cathullu

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Postby EarthRise » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:06 pm

^ summoned great Cthulhu
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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:23 pm

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:54 pm

^Steals katsup packages from fast food places and rolls around on them in bed whispering "Mine! All mine"!

Don't know the all the lines to the movies; but my Gollum imitation gets a lot of requests...
EarthRise33 wrote:^ knows all the lines from the LOTR trilogy... and can imitate Gollum faultlessly.
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I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:15 pm

^ runs over school children while humming "It's a wonderful life"!


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