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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:32 am

^ thinks barre chords are music you hear in pubs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:36 am

^wears Corduroy Gorblimey trousers and lives in a council flat.*


*Cor Blimey trousers were commonly worn by dustmen (as in the song) and coal merchants. They are tousers of corderoy (sometimes moleskin) - very baggy and are tied just below the knee with string or rope.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:54 am

^ has a giant gorblimey moustache.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:14 pm

^ Is jealous of ^^ fetching crocheted skull-warmer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:09 pm

^s got to have kaya now.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:52 pm

^thinks 'no woman = no cry' isn't a great equation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:13 pm

^ has a first edition of Five Equations That Changed the World.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:18 am

^ wouldn't know an equation from the equator.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:15 am

^likes to think about the equation: ^'s waistline = </> the equator
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:48 am

^ Looks more like Quatermass :lol:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:29 pm

^ doesn't know the meaning of "middle-age spread".
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed May 01, 2013 7:54 am

^talking of spreads, eats nothing but that Aussie version of Marmite...wots it called...Vegiviagra?
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed May 01, 2013 6:19 pm

^ knows it's called "Vaginamite" because he imports his directly from Oz.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu May 09, 2013 8:35 am

^knows the wizard of Oz and rides a horse of a different colour
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Thu May 09, 2013 9:34 am

^ has a hat of several different colours.
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