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HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!

Postby Cardinal Queequeg on Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:21 pm

Hello, Everyone:

Here is the Christmas card that I will be sending out for my medical office. I am a physician that specializes in medical pain management. The card will be sent to patients and to referring physicians.

I am looking for a cute caption, or a little jingle would be even better!!!


Artwork is by FSM's own very talented Pagmatic.


Please help me caption this!!
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Thanks for suggestions!!

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Re: HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!

Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:41 pm

Cardinal Queequeg wrote:Hello, Everyone:

Here is the Christmas card that I will be sending out for my medical office. I am a physician that specializes in medical pain management. The card will be sent to patients and to referring physicians.

I am looking for a cute caption, or a little jingle would be even better!!!


Artwork is by FSM's own very talented Pagmatic.


Please help me caption this!!
Image[/img]
Thanks for suggestions!!

Cardinal Queequeg


*Voice from Santa*
I said "Low! Low! Low!" not "Ho! Ho! Ho!" you stupid reindeer!


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Postby KidDirty on Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:31 pm

Santa: "I knew that confounded on-board GPS gizmo the Misses got me wasn't fit for air travel!"
Electronic Voice: " Make a left onto (insert adjacent street name here)"
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Postby Capellini on Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:34 pm

It may not have been a merry Christmas, but lucky for Santa, the doc can make it a happy New Year.
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Postby boghog on Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:54 pm

Here's something:

Christmas' toll comes hard and fast;
Milk and cookies help to ease it.
But the stop that Santa saves for last
Is the one with analgesic!

Edit: this is what happens when I get the question "what rhymes with analgesic?" stuck in my head.
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Postby ke_mikiao on Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:38 pm

They asked for more business........so Santa gave them what they wanted.


--tune of Jingle Bells--
"Weaving through the sky,
pulled by drunken deer,
to the roof we go,
Lord i hope we land
Blitzen wont pull up
He's dragging Vixen down
This damned ejection seat wont work
And Santa's on the ground, Oh

Man this hurts, Man this hurts
I'm losing lots of blood
Oh look where I had to crash
They better fix me up"

Thats from me head............it fits......i think.....

OH!! another one!!!!!

"And were it not for those at the Island Pain Care [center??] Santa would have been saying 'Oww Oww OUCH!!' the rest of the night"
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Re: HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!

Postby MPTrooper on Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:31 pm

Pastafarian Pirate-away wrote:
Cardinal Queequeg wrote:Hello, Everyone:

Here is the Christmas card that I will be sending out for my medical office. I am a physician that specializes in medical pain management. The card will be sent to patients and to referring physicians.

I am looking for a cute caption, or a little jingle would be even better!!!


Artwork is by FSM's own very talented Pagmatic.


Please help me caption this!!
Image[/img]
Thanks for suggestions!!

Cardinal Queequeg


*Voice from Santa*
I said "Low! Low! Low!" not "Ho! Ho! Ho!" you stupid reindeer!


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:52 pm

ke_mikiao wrote:They asked for more business........so Santa gave them what they wanted.


that's my favourite.


"That's what santa gets for outsourcing his elves"

maybe?

no.... go with ke_mikiao...
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