Funny Evolution-Related Onion Article

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Funny Evolution-Related Onion Article

Postby Duke on Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:53 pm

Here's a funny "article" in The Onion that I came across:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807
"From now on, the streets, forests, plains, and rivers of Kansas will be safe from the godless practice of evolution, and species will be able to procreate without deviating from God's intended design," said Bob Bethell, a member of the state House of Representatives. "This is about protecting the integrity of all creation."


:mrgreen:


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