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Postby don juan on Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:02 am

pilote not piolet I guess, but :mrgreen:
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Postby Goat Starer on Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:04 am

or even pilot :roll:
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Postby don juan on Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:08 am

Yes pilot, sorry it's pilote in french. A piolet is this Image
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Postby Brownie on Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:31 pm

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1. he gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should Ah do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he is dead." There is silence...and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:34 pm

Speaking of planes.

A vulture gets on a passenger plane with 2 dead squirrels. The stewardess says "sorry - only one carrion per passenger."

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