A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1. he gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should Ah do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he is dead." There is silence...and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
It's ok to drink before noon, especially if you are supposed to be at work.