the beaver dam

[Duke]

Stephen L. Tvedten is my new hero.

Those dam beavers and their dam ingenuity.


Duke

[Goat Starer]

My hero too. now lets get someone onto the birds who have build and are living in an unauthourised wooden structure in a tree in my back garden nbot to mention the badgers who have obtained none of the correct permissions for excavation work.

[Duke]

I am writing to say that I have grown extremely agitated concerning the new residents on my property: a pair of squirrels who are not paying rent. I do not believe that my elm tree is an authorized living space.


Duke

[Aeger]

Does the tree have oil/electricity installed? If those buggers aren't paying, you should turn it off. That kind of stuff can get rather expensive, especially in winter.

[Duke]

Does the tree have oil/electricity installed? If those buggers aren't paying, you should turn it off. That kind of stuff can get rather expensive, especially in winter.

Good idea! I'll cut the water, too. They'll leave as soon as they realize they can't take showers or watch their midday soaps!


Duke

[St John the Blasphemist]

We had a family of ants here awhile back. Not only were they not paying rent, but they were also using my & the other tenants' premises as thoroughfare.

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Trespassing

[Goat Starer]

I have frogs living in my pond. what if one of them drowns? would I be liable? And as for spiderwebs when did they last get planning permission?

[Cricket]

I have a squirrel that drops onto the roof (five feet above my head) at exactly ten minutes past sunrise every morning, and runs across the roof to the daytime tree at the other end of the house, and back again in the evening. Am I legally entitled to install tiny toll booths on my ridge beam, or is there some concept of common use that will interfere with that money (or at least acorn) making endeavor?