Laz, that was possibly the funniest thing I have seen posted anywhere in a long, long time. My roommate and I laughed our heads off; I'm printing it out and putting it on the door.
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."