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[joke] car to sell

Postby don juan on Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:01 am

Sorry google translate ...

Sell Volkswagen Golf 1985, blue:

- Only 10 miles done,

- Only the first and the reverse gear were used,

- Never of sporting control,

- Tires of origin,

- Brakes of origin,
- Oil and gasoline of origin,

- First hand,

Cause change of profession.


































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Postby PsiPro on Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:07 pm

Here is a better translation if you post it somwhere else:




Selling Volkswagen Golf 1985, blue:

- Only has 10 miles
- Only the first and the reverse gear have been used
- Never raced or rallyed
- Tires are original
- Brakes are original
- Oil and gasoline are original
- Only 1 owner

Reason for selling: Change of profession.

Thanks to The Meromorph for translating "- Never of sporting control".

Very funny
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Postby The Meromorph on Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:34 pm

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Postby don juan on Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:46 am

Thx friends.
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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:42 pm

that is hillarious
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Postby Duke on Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:53 pm

That's cute. :)

I kinda want to buy the island. :D


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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:20 pm

As long as it comes with the car.

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Postby Duke on Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:27 pm

Of course, I'd need some way of getting around it. :wink:


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