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Postby NeferKa » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:17 pm

What made you think this?



I had too much rum
It's too early in the day

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Postby Duke » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:19 pm

I had better sleep.

It's raining right here,
But it is not over there,


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Aeger » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:43 am

Raining in my hair


Neferka, you see
We had a conversation

[Qwerty, care to finish this one?]
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:16 pm

[I'd love to]

Aeger's necrophilic

[two stanza haiku time]

lightbulb killed his friend
he had anal sex with her
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Postby Duke » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:14 pm

And went to the park.

I made a promise,
Never to buy gold sandals,


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:29 pm

they would be destroyed

I like to move it
and everybody dance now
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Postby Duke » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:17 pm

Hey, get on the floor!

A happy turkey,
Living in a happy place,


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Aeger » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:39 pm

Isn't necrophilic

[Damn you and your lies Qwerty, Damn you]
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.



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snored

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:40 am

mutiny mutate

debacle debate
all hell broke loose while I snored
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Duke » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:17 pm

And where am I now?

I walked down the stairs,
I only fell down part way.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeferKa » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:01 pm

I hope no one saw



Hey there, lumberjack!
You're okay, but why the bra?

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Postby Duke » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:06 pm

Are those suspenders?

The Bright Side of Life,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeferKa » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:17 pm

Oh, Biggus Dickus!




One, two, five! Three, Sire!
Your mother was a hamster!

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Postby Duke » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:24 pm

We eat jam and Spam!

Judaean people!
We're Knights of the Round Table!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeferKa » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:27 pm

I'm getting better!




Why so much Python?
Ministry of Silly Walks?


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