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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:37 pm

Roses are redish
Violets are kinda purple
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Cows eat both for lunch.

BTW, singi, the second line you wrote has 8 syllables.

new haiku...

Touching Noodliness
Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:52 pm

vi-o-lets (3...not 2)

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can not find light switch

new haiku...

Bogey Man hiding
Opens creaky closet door
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:11 am

Bowling Ball goes *Boom*

New:

Outside It's Raining
Storm Clouds In The Sky Darkly

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:32 am

...
Computer crashes.

New Haiku...

Dogs bark at nothing
Cats will pee in dark corners
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby boghog » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:39 am

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Ow! Flip the breaker!


Penguins on a floe
Slipping into cold water
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:38 pm

Herring for dinner.

New Haiku...

At the summer camp
Making ash trays and wallets
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:44 pm

They are never so alone.



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Finish my haiku

Postby NeferKa » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:48 pm

Forest fires start!




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Postby Khaos » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:41 pm

'lo the party comes

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lo, the crab it sits
upon a pirate shoulder
It's only forever, not long at all.
Don't tell me truth hurts little girl,
It hurts like hell.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:01 pm

...
Pinches his ear lobe.

New Haiku...

A sunken ship wreck
Enter Davy Jones locker
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:39 am

Browse forums instead.

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New:

iPod song on loop,
Repetition getting old.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:52 am

Dark night cat meeting
New feline is in the 'hood
violence, shall errupt

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:25 am

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Sleep eludes me yet.

New Haiku...

Little green Martians
Whisper words into my ears
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:45 am

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I don't mind the stains.

New Haiku...

Sweet jelly doughnuts
Hot steaming coffee and cream
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.




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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:46 am

Ah, the best dinner.

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