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WW III

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:30 pm

This goes nicely with certain rants... :roll:

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Sec. Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 6:44 pm

I agree
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