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Postby Aeger on Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:06 am

you're on this forum posting at one o'clock in the AM
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:29 am

You know you're a pastafarian when:

You can't stop 'Avasting and Yaaarrring' even though you're giving a keynote speach at the United Nations! :?
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:33 am

... you're posting at 5:28 am, when you should be in bed, 'cause you know you have to get up at or around 8:am and work your @ss off, but can't sleep, and would rather read the cool stuff people wrote on FSM forum ...

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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:20 pm

You know you are a pastafarian when....

you have aplied to join the local faiths forum as the pastafarian member and are seriously considering gracing the august body with yourpresence in full pirate regalia.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:54 pm

when you build a kite in name and image of his noodlyness
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Postby Land Shark on Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:41 am

You know you are a Pastafarian (and avid knitter) when:

you look at the pattern for the crocheted Pastafarian hat, and modify it to be knit. And you are still working on the many noodly appendages.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:56 am

You know you're a Pastafarian when:

You wake up on Saturday morning with a hangover in a strange room & your arm around a strange woman/man, but you only feel guilty because you didn't eat pasta the night before.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:01 pm

when you create makeshift leaflets with the website adress for all your friends to be educated in the ways of his noodilness.
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Postby Aeger on Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:22 pm

...when pasta has priority over breathing
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Postby haxmasta on Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:49 pm

... when you wear full pirate regalia EVERY friday even if you have to work.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:58 pm

Aeger wrote:...when pasta has priority over breathing


I can eat pasta like that. Rush-dinners as a cook taught me well (if you leave it there, the servers get it, and you DON'T have time to sit down on a busy night. Stand and shovel, and get back at 'er).
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Postby anon1mat0 on Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:06 pm

...when your significant other tells you that you are eating too much pasta and should restrict its consumption to once a week (and then you feel guilty on Friday if you already ate that week :cry: :cry: :cry: )
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:10 pm

....when you've got at least 25 different forms of pasta/noodles in the house, using at least 5 different sources of starch (rice, wheat, bean, sweet potato, buckwheat....).

PS to ano: Sneak it in... I can eat noodlyness 7 days a week and not eat the same thing twice OR even eat Italian-type pasta. :D
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Postby anon1mat0 on Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:22 pm

Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:PS to ano: Sneak it in... I can eat noodlyness 7 days a week and not eat the same thing twice OR even eat Italian-type pasta. :D

I do sneak it in... and get caught from time to time. I'm even getting that suspicious look if I order Pad Thai.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:26 pm

anon1mat0 wrote:I'm even getting that suspicious look if I order Pad Thai.


ROFLMAO!! Want a perogie recipe? Vietnamese salad rolls are a good sneaky source of pasta, as well.

And I'm thinking that tortillas should count, too.
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