moderately good one (Billy Connolly being a comedian who used to be rather good, in a swears alot and tells the same joke kind of way)
BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding
50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and
think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out
these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is
the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
Your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S:Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off