...it makes you teeth turn green.
...old childhood song...
♫♪ Comet, it makes your teeth turn green / Comet, it tastes like gasoline / Comet, it makes you vomit / so buy some Comet, and vomit today! ♫♪
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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