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Postby mia primavera on Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:51 am

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A woman walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a double entendre."
So the bartender gave it to her.
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Postby Land Shark on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:26 pm

A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender
"Hey, you got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes." So the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, and asks,
"Hey, you got any grapes?" To which the bartender responds,

"No, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes." So the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, and asks,
"Hey, you got any grapes?" This time the bartender grabs the duck by the neck, and says,

"Look, duck, we don't have aany grapes. If you come in here again, I am going to nail your webbed feet to this bar." So, the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks,
"Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says,

"No, we don't have any nails."

"Got any grapes?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. THe bartender looks at him and asks
"Why do you have a ships wheel in your pants?" The pirate says,

"Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Postby boghog on Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:17 am

Deleted cuz I can't read.

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Postby boghog on Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:22 pm

singidunum wrote:Boghog, that joke has already been posted on the previous page...

Really?

I did a search for "monkey" and "bar" and that's the only one that came up...

Hrm.
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Postby boghog on Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:53 pm

Terribly sorry.

I blame the lack of coffee - it's hard to drink enough of it in this heat. My brain has trouble coping without caffeine.
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate on Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:42 pm

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says...

"Why the long face?"

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, looks at all the cowboys sitting at the bar, and shouts:
"I'm lookin' fer the fella who done shot my paw!"
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Postby Kanys on Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:47 pm

A guy walks into a bar and is needing a dump. He askes the bartender for the bog. The bartender replies with, "Upstairs, mate!"

He runs upstairs.

Can't find a room signed Gentlemen, or something of the sort. But he finds a suitable room, so it must be right.

Walks donwstairs and the bar is empty. Says to the barkeeper, "Where'd everyone go?"

The tender replies with, "Mate, where were you when the sh*t hit the fan?"




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