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Auntie Dee Dee wrote:boghog wrote:A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve string here! Now get out before I throw you out."
So the piece of string gets up, goes outside and rolls around on the ground, getting all dissheveled and tousled. Then he bends and contorts himself around so he's all tangled. Then he goes back inside.
As he walks in, the bartender says "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string who was in here before?"
And the string says...
"I'm a FRAYED KNOT!"
Ah, the short version.
The original was "Three strings walk into a bar" and string one tried to be twine, string two tried to be yarn, and THEN string three was a frayed not.
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