Man Falls Asleep In Church

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:23 pm

Vicar was in the vestry putting on his vestments assisted by his verger. The church was filling up nicely and he peeked around the door to check out the congregation. Popping his head back into the vestry, he said to the verger, " is that young Fanny Green in the front row?"

So the verger sneeks a look and says, "no, it's the light from the stained glass window shining up her skirt"




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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:40 am

The Reverand Rowan Redbeard...that be enough ta make me laugh on a religious theme!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:19 am

And why is that?


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Postby Cryofdragon on Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:18 pm

You're a reverend? So am I!
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:25 pm

I'm not a reverend, but I am irreverent, does that count for anything?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:40 pm

I'm an irreverent reverend.
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