Vicar was in the vestry putting on his vestments assisted by his verger. The church was filling up nicely and he peeked around the door to check out the congregation. Popping his head back into the vestry, he said to the verger, " is that young Fanny Green in the front row?"
So the verger sneeks a look and says, "no, it's the light from the stained glass window shining up her skirt"
*(british english required)

