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I have never done the this first thing..
A group of my friends were walking through the walmart toy aisle and came upon a group of hobby horses doing umm >> inappropriate things. They had taken every single hobby horse and made into a hobby horse orgy....... Evidently a group of guys had came through and decided to leave the night crew with a little suprise. And yes.. one of my friends does have pictures...
This second thing I have done...
Park your car near one of the entrances..
Pretend to be waiting for someone.. meanwhile roll down your windows, tune the radio to a classical music station, turn it all the way up and then proceed to headbang to said classical music...
the looks you get from people are priceless >>
- Ziti Zealot
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Take a cardboard container of poop to the customer service desk, and say,
"I would like to return this roasted chicken and corn-on-the-cob, as I was not completely satisfied with it"...
- King of the Pervs
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Gar, that be humorous
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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I used to live in a small town with not much to do. My friends and I would often go to Wal-Mart to play hide and go seek.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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I would do anything except shop there! How about eating eggs, brocolli and liverwurst, then browse the most crowded aisles with silent emissions. LOL!
- Cavatappi Cabin Boy
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