50 Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

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Postby alexrose on Mon May 22, 2006 9:44 pm

Aw...they don't have jousting with the the little kids bikes. I know someone who did that....like last night....
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Postby ke_mikiao on Tue May 23, 2006 11:22 am

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.


what are these 'typewriters' of which you speak???
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Wed May 24, 2006 12:53 am

ke_mikiao wrote:
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.


what are these 'typewriters' of which you speak???


This joke-list is a very, very old one. I first saw it on a news BB, back in the middle 80's - and it was old, even then.
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Postby Shinikami on Thu May 25, 2006 6:32 pm

Heh... This is hillarious.
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Thu May 25, 2006 9:57 pm

Okay Siggy, my psycho kids read that.. Lol... Wanted to see what I was breathless over.
Aw heck, next time we go to a department store, yeah; I'd join in... :)
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Postby Vicious Knife on Tue May 30, 2006 4:21 pm

singidunum wrote:
Bob the Unbeliever wrote:
ke_mikiao wrote:
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.


what are these 'typewriters' of which you speak???


This joke-list is a very, very old one. I first saw it on a news BB, back in the middle 80's - and it was old, even then.


Yes it's old, but it's still funny... Somt things keep being funny for years...


The also have scrapped the maniquins. sad...
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Postby ke_mikiao on Wed May 31, 2006 10:00 am

ok....i have a new one that uhhh........."came" to me in a dream.....i didnt go out and "do" it.

In the lawn and garden section use the plant pots to build a pyramid....


7feet tall, 5X5ft base




uhhh.......in my "dream" it was.....
:D
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Postby Jon on Wed May 31, 2006 8:31 pm

Marco Polo is great. I play it all the time, but only when I lose people. The problem is when other people you don't know start joining in. You walk around the story looking for the person you came with shouting Marco. You get five Polos back, but all from different people.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:16 pm

I do the condom thing with spam sometimes...
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Postby Michelangelo on Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:15 pm

OMG! I so wanna find he cheapest thing I can and turn on the acting and try to put it on layaway. And I love the condom thing. "Um, er, this isn't mine..." Once I was in the checkout lane and the cashier kept telling people to "Have a good night." Honest to FSM, she told a person to "Have a really good night" when they bought condoms!
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Postby bubblegumgirl on Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:03 am

My friend used to work in a store, where the funniest thing to do was to price check everytime someone bought condoms.

Have no Walmart in Aus, but i'm quite fond of having a nap in the furniture section at the local Kmart. It usually takes the about 20 minutes to figure out i'm not just trying to find out how comfortable the couch is.
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Postby littlegirlpurple on Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:25 pm

I have never done the this first thing..

A group of my friends were walking through the walmart toy aisle and came upon a group of hobby horses doing umm >> inappropriate things. They had taken every single hobby horse and made into a hobby horse orgy....... Evidently a group of guys had came through and decided to leave the night crew with a little suprise. And yes.. one of my friends does have pictures...

This second thing I have done...

Park your car near one of the entrances..
Pretend to be waiting for someone.. meanwhile roll down your windows, tune the radio to a classical music station, turn it all the way up and then proceed to headbang to said classical music...

the looks you get from people are priceless >>
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Postby ken worley on Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:08 pm

Take a cardboard container of poop to the customer service desk, and say,
"I would like to return this roasted chicken and corn-on-the-cob, as I was not completely satisfied with it"...
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Postby Aeger on Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:54 pm

Gar, that be humorous
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby SC-Pastafarian on Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:00 am

I used to live in a small town with not much to do. My friends and I would often go to Wal-Mart to play hide and go seek.
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