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Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:59 am

My favorite is still:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books; He just stares them down until they give up the information that he wants.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:08 am

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:42 am

None of this changes the fact that Bruce Lee was about a hundred times better as a martial artist, and was a great deal smarter, too. And was also not a fundie.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:00 am

Hell yeah. Bruce invented a martial art of his own. Chuck Norris is a joke.
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