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Postby Dr Dagger on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:58 am

Hippie Pirate actually died the moment after he posted that and has been Chuck Norris ever since.
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Postby Angel Hair Pasta of Death on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:09 am

Chuck Norris killed ME. What is this, Soviet Russia?

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Postby Capellini on Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:36 am

Evolution actually is a lie, just because Chuck Norris said it is.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Postby ken worley on Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:45 am

Animals have actually reversed the evolutionary process, just to not piss CN off by proving him wrong....(Look for hedgehogs to sprout gills and flippers by early next week.)
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Postby black bart on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:19 pm

The only thing stopping Peanut Butter from continuing to evolve...is Chuck Norris...he likes it the way it is.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:59 pm

Chuck Norris lost his virginity to his father.
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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:24 pm

Chuck Norris' father lost his virginity to Chuck Norris.
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Postby farfalla on Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:43 am

Chuck Norris is both father and mother to himself
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:45 pm

... have I mentioned before that Chuck Norris is as worthless and ineffectual as GWB's toenail clippings during his fungal infection period?
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:46 pm

Chuck Norris' jokes can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:58 pm

Chuck Norris' jokes cure cancer by making the person with cancer die from laughing. Tears don't come into it.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:02 pm

Chuck Norris circumnavigated the world so fast, he hit himself in the back of his head.
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Postby farfalla on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:02 pm

when Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon Chuck Norris's print was already there
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:51 pm

Chuck Norris made the Mona Lisa smile.
Chuck Norris carried two of every animal to Noah's Ark...and then carried Noah's Ark to safety.
Chuck Norris is so awesome his awesomeness can be seen from Alpha Centuri
All comic book heroes were based on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the undisputed ruler of the universe, but he's so modest that he lets other people think they are.
Chuck Norris created and discovered the first alien-he mated with a rock.
Chuck Norris is so awesome that his name should always be printed in capitals.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:32 am

Chuck Norris invented Al Gore.
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