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Postby Duke on Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:03 pm

Beardyoldgit wrote:Welcome Duke.

I think we should be the pussy posse and go and whoop that pussy's sorry ass. I'll use my famous ankle high roundhouse kicks.


Yeah, good luck with that, but I can throw a cutlass accurately from one mile, so I don't know if you'll need to access that tremendous power of yours.


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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:05 pm

...you go in first, I'll deal with the survivors
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Postby Duke on Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:13 pm

Survivors. Very funny.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:23 am

:mrgreen:
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the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:11 am

Hey Duke, I got a new recruit to sort out the CN dude - see here http://lolcats.com/view/781/

He's so cool, he poses for the camera in mid flight
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the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson
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Postby Duke on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:41 pm

Yeah, but is he house-trained?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:36 am

He aint lookin so tough now that Chuck Norris...he's had his butt kicked by a pussy!
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:28 pm

Were I a less charitable being, I'd probably say something like "ner ner na ner-ner" at this stage. :D
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the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

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Postby The Sparrow on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:50 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Chuck Norris has the power to kill a yak.

from ten million yards away.

WITH MIND BULLETS!
(thats telekenises, kyle)


Chuck Norris can remember the best song in the world. In fact, Chuck Norris IS the best song in the world.


Chuck norris has such a good poker face, he once won the world poker championship with a two of clubs, a seven of hearts, a pikachu collector's card and a monopoly "get out of jail free" card.
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Postby greemi on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:33 pm

Chuck Norris, the final eleven digits of pi...
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:19 am

chuck norris has read the bible......No, scratch that, Chuck Norris IS the bible. So Chuck Norris has read himself.

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Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:45 pm

Yes a FAIRY story
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

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bad times

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:19 pm

Looks like times are bad for Chuck:

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Postby ken worley on Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:34 pm

Chuck Norris shaves his bikini area....with a propane torch.
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:11 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate 4 turtles, they came out 6 feet tall and knew karate.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris, you are about to die.

Mr. T pities the fool, Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

No one has lived to see Master Chief without a helmet, they all mysteriously die from a roundhouse kick to the face shortly after. Though he never openly admits it, Chuck Norris is Master Chief.
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