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The Chuck Norris Game!

Postby KingLackLuster on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:02 pm

Know all the CN facts? well, the job here is to post one, or create a new one.
please censor them. try not to repeat!

Chuck Norris had sex with your mom, and your dad gave him a high five.
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Postby SpisBoy on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:36 pm

Only one man ever thought he was smarter than Chuck Norris. That man was Albert Einstein, who we now know as Professor Hawking.
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Postby KingLackLuster on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:54 pm

The last person who said "no" to Chuck Norris is now a corpse.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:27 am

When Chuck Norris flys, he does not require the plane to land - he jumps out the door while it's in flight.

AND, Chuck Norris sneers at a parachute - just before he hits the ground, he gives it a roundhouse kick - the ground splits and Chuck Norris lands without a scratch.
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Postby KingLackLuster on Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:36 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:26 pm

'angels sang out
in an immaculate chours
down from the heavens
descended chuck norris
who delivered a kick
which could shatter bones
into the crotch
of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground
writhing in pain
as batman changed back
into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through
his clever disguise
and he crushed batmans head
inbetween his thighs'


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Postby KingLackLuster on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:48 pm

Chuck Norris' beard has a representative in Congress.
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Postby leapofaith97 on Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:42 pm

ChuckNorris doesn't think. He analyzes.
ken worley wrote:The rule is,

"Leaves of three, let it be..."

"Leaves of four, run home, press it in a diary, then put some pink ribbons in your hair, skip over to your boyfriend's house, and spend the next three hours tongue-kissing him."
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Postby KingLackLuster on Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:43 pm

In the late 19th century Chuck Norris traveled back in time and invented the dinosaurs, because he hates to see a perfectly good meteor go to waste.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:31 am

Chuck Norris never waits in lines or ques.

Chuck Norris IS the line!
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Postby KingLackLuster on Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:30 pm

Everytime you litter, Chuck Norris cries, then he'll roundhouse kick your grandma.
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Postby Duke on Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 pm

Chuck Norris can divide be zero. Twice. In his sleep.


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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:59 pm

Chuck Norris does not need a cemit mixer: Chuck Norris eats large sandstone rocks for the sand, large limestone rocks for the cement and large granite rocks for the gravel (he does not chew these as fine).

Then, Chuck Norris spits it out all at once to make his driveway.

A roundhouse kick to the ground settles out any imperfections - instantly.

Last, Chuck Norris blows his mighty breath to set it completely smooth - in only 5 minutes
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Postby KingLackLuster on Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:39 pm

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Jimmy Hoffa into the future. In the year 2052, Hoffa will reappear and fly through the windshield of a flying car.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:26 pm

Chuck Norris will Fix the San Andreas Fault, with a round-house kick to the edge of California. This will cause it to slam into the coast properly, and close up that silly fault line.
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