'angels sang out in an immaculate chours down from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as batman changed back into bruce wayne but chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batmans head inbetween his thighs'
Chuck Norris does not need a cemit mixer: Chuck Norris eats large sandstone rocks for the sand, large limestone rocks for the cement and large granite rocks for the gravel (he does not chew these as fine).
Then, Chuck Norris spits it out all at once to make his driveway.
A roundhouse kick to the ground settles out any imperfections - instantly.
Last, Chuck Norris blows his mighty breath to set it completely smooth - in only 5 minutes