It is totally NOT in my power to judge a competition, to be held on the day the book is released (which is today). So, me being NOT the judge, I agree with aquazoo that since she is the cutest and ALSO looks like an angry cat with a lace doily on it's head, AQUAZOO WINS!!!!!
Tell her what she wins, DaveL!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!
Dona Nobis Pasta