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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:21 pm

*the bottles mysteriously being drunk by an invisible presence get drunk in an increasingly faster fashion.*

*Singie, Ricky, and Scotty all hear a 'hic'*
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:16 pm

*looks as a bottle is drunken from an invisible entity*

*looks at bottle in his hand*

"Shome goo' shtuff."
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:31 pm

*On the view screen, the approaching galaxy now almost fills it.*

"Soon. Soon, I will be...home.*
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Postby Hexene on Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:02 am

*Ricky stares in astonishment as he realizes that he is the only one who sees the form of the Captain drinking with Singie and Scotty.*

“My FSM! I am drunk – me sees the Captain drinking in front of us! Hic!â€￾ :D
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:52 pm

*the ghostly visage now apirates into a whole ghostly body, which may or may not be only seen by ricky, or just by those drunk...*

*the ghostly form kind of stumbles and zig-zags down the hall toward the bridge*

"come.... *hic* r-ricky"
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Postby Hexene on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:46 pm

*First Ensign Ricky stares while drinking at the Captain’s ghostly visage that stumbles and zigzag down the hall toward the brig.. Come.... hic! r-Ricky* :o

“Guys, Orders are Orders! Gotta run! Hic!â€￾ :D

*Ensign Ricky darts off after the ghostly visage with Bottle in hand. *
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:07 am

*ghostly form stumbles into the bridge, rips a chair out of the floor with inhuman strenght, and whacks the body of Lt. One upside the head with it*
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:06 pm

*Lt. One jumps up from the floor*

"A disembodied...being?"

*He grabs the inebriated Ens. Ricky and puts the muzzle of his Buck Rogers Sonic Blaster and Water Pistol (tm) to Ricky's head.*

"Stop! Or the...good ensign...gets it. And, unlike...your Lt. One...I know...how...to use this."
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:01 pm

*ghostly form dissappates*
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Postby Hexene on Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:27 pm

*Lt. One has the inebriated Ens. Ricky with muzzle of his Buck Rogers Sonic Blaster and Water Pistol (tm) to his head. Then Singie appears to stand straight, but trips over, and, as his body hits the ground, the Mind Transformer tm flies out of his hands, hits the floor, and a purple beam fires towards One, hitting Lt. One in the head*

"Crap! Not again! Lt. One! Sir! Let go of me for FSM sakes. I am up here to help you! Snap out of it! Drink some tequilla here that I have in my hand."
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:54 pm

"No!...Not...That!!!"

*Then, in Lt. One's normal voice...*

"Help me! Help me! Help me!"

*Meanwhile, on the view screen, the Pastaprize is entering the strange, new galaxy.*
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:10 am

*stumbles on to the bridge with a bottle in hand*

"This isna tha galask....galazk...space thing that ha' the barmaidens, Singie."

*pushes a button and the ship stops*

*looks around and sees everyone in the middle of a hostage situation*

"Whoa, dinna knoo ye swung tha' way. I suppert ye a hundred percen', jus' keep it on tha doon low."
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 pm

*ghostly form appears behind lt. one*

*ghostly form enters Lt. Ones body*

*conniption fit and seziures ensue*
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:46 pm

As the conniptions begin, Lt. One fires his Buck Rogers Sonic Blaster and Water Pistol (tm). Ens. Ricky is hit, causing his pantaloons to shrink to skin tightness. Then Scotty is hit, causing him to be greatly discombobulated. Then, with a loud scream, Lt. One collapses to the floor.
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Postby Hexene on Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:50 am

*Lt. One fires his Buck Rogers Sonic Blaster and Water Pistol (tm). First Ensign Ricky is hit, causing his pantaloons to shrink to skin tightness, causing his voice to sound feminine. Screams like a banshee.*

“Eeeekkk! Oh! My! Lt. One you are possessed by the Captain! Ack! Eck! Eook! My family jewels are in danger! EeeeeKK!â€￾

*First Ensign Ricky drops his bottle of tequila to the brig’s floor, bottle shatters and the tequila spills everywhere. *
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